FATTY79

I don't know what this plate means, and I don't care. Today's plate entry is entirely sensationalistic. FATTY79 is a junker of an old Chevy, of note for one reason.

FATTY79 made the newspaper in the investigation of a killing over an iPod. Below is a photo. That is police evidence tape on FATTY79, most likely marking blood splatter. Just out of frame is a body. Read all about it here.

Verdict: Someone fat was born in 1979. Or they like to smoke fatties.

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LEGOS

I guess I need not spend too much time on this one. I did go up to the truck to make sure it wasn't made of Legos.

Verdict: Legos, of course.

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ZITT

Well, now... I guess ZIT was taken.

Verdict: Zit.

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BACK DR

Now, the obvious solution to this puzzle is back doctor. But what about back door?

Yeah, I know. It's back doctor. A back door man wouldn't be seen in this grocery-getter.

Verdict: Back doctor.

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